The Best of the Tests

SOME HIGHLIGHTS FROM GRADING TEST PAPERS
Q: Describe the picture (above).
- a boy a god
- man is toll love women fat
- He tell. She smell.
- He is smart. She is beautiful.
- She is shot.
- It he and she love so good.
Q: Name these shapes (circle, triangle, heart).
- clicer; sercler; code; squese
- tigerangle; tiger; caper; spatbar (huh?)
- hate; love; hatbeet; hats; health; head (coincidentally, this answer isn't too far from the translation of "jai," the Thai word for 'heart' and 'mind')
Q: Where do you live?
- I live don't.
- I live animal. (and similarly) I'm live rabbit.
- Pattharayan Wittaya (the name of the school)
Q: Fill in the chart. (Drinks- favorite / like / dislike).
- hamdarker (dislike)
- bark (dislike)
- tree (favorite)
- mike; walter (like- maybe milk and water?)
- bake cat (dislike- do you think this means they tried it?)
- grape juice (favorite & like & dislike... same for all 3)
Q: How old are you?
- I am three teeth.
Q: What month is it?
- Yes.
- Febtember
- I'm 50.
Q: What do you know about Christmas?
- I know Christmas like fish and bear.
- I eat Christmas and cantacan (candycane?)
- I'm single in Christmas.
- I do chocolat
- crak
- I don't know. I am Tiwakorn.